Take a piece of paper and write at least one sentence on it. How does it feel?? x3 *British accent*: Don't worry, I haven't gone mad xD It's just that I've been updating my dairy again and my hands all clumsy on writing. It happens every time I stop writing for a while, namely holidays. It's like my brain just wants to block everything coming from school xD
And I'm getting pretty good at it too xD I think I'm actually getting skinnier by dancing on that Dance Dance Revolution dance mat x3

- So my magnet bracelet's not curing my insomnia. I slept at past three last night (-_-)

- My Vulpix is not evolving!! Why the $%&# is it not @#$%ing evolving??!! It's now level fifty-nine, by the way. And it's stopped learning new abilities around level thirty-nine. Ugh! If it doesn't evolve by seventy, I'm using the fire stone x/

- My sim's hair is "neat" again! I made a sewing kit and fixed all his attires x]

Alright, alright. Survival rules =]

299. Watch out for locked doors. if u rattle it, look out behind u XD

300. eat bacon before fighting. protection from the devil.

301. never light a candle. it summon the demon of bad luck and possibly the demon of christmas past

302. If the power goes out, run like hell, outta that house.

303. Never let anyone you feel you know in the house.

304. Watch out for lightbulbs! touching it will get u attacked by GIANT MOTHS!!!! *NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!*

305:afet you watch a EVIL movie,break all your phones,computers and television into pieces!!!!

306: Don't mess around with bones of anyone. Vengeful spirits hate that.

307: If you know that someone is cheating on their spouse and that the spouse knows, don't except an invitation to party from them.

308. Never ever summon a demon they WILL end up killing you

309.Don't ever say "there's no such things as ghost" if you do you'll end up with an axe in the back of you head!!

310: if you here a strange noise don't investigate it.

311: always pack a shotggun and a pistol, never know when it may come in handy
*strokes gun*

312: always take a beer =] may be used for bribing someone

313: never take foood incase people get hungry and attck u for it.

314: take food if u need enegry just don't tell anyone.

315: if cannabalism happens run like hell!! lol

316: If you kill the killer for killing your friends, you become the new killer, and you must wait for a new gang of spunky teenagers to kill you, not before off-ing a couple of the the kids, though.

317.If you ran the hell out of your neighborhood/city home/etc. and went into seclusion,chances are your still screwed!It's a horror movie,your not safe in your own brick walled-barb wired-gun implanted-military protected mansion backed up by ADT!Just join AOL and be evil like everything else.

318. Never drive away, you will never ever get away driving!

319: Avoid empty cars, or empty parking garages. They aren't as 'empty' as you think they are.

320. Never say "It's over" it never is if you say that

321 If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.

322 Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

323 Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.

324 If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.

325 If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town's old abandoned mansion, don't tag along.

326 As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

327 Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other domicile of the dead.

328 If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

329 If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

330 ALWAYS! keep your back to the damn wall!

331. But never EVER keep your back to anything flimsy like a wooden door! Chances are, hands will smash the door and grab you from behind!

332. Never be in the same room as the person reading the inscription?

333. Never Piss off an old Gypsie

334. Gorvaths n naksa's are nasty demons. run from demons in a pack, pack demons are harder to fight then lone demons.

335. Salt n iron are good if u face up wit a witch. they weaken her. run when weak

336. if u r lucky enough to have muramasa, the dragon blade, u cn summon a dragon of ur choice! *WOOT!!! I CHOOSE...um...BRONZE DRAGON!!!! (thank u anne mccaffery!)*

337. If you hear something, walk toward it.
The person who is stupid enough to walk toward the sound and not away never dies, trust.

338. If your a girl, don't even try. They all die in the movies anyway XP

339. If you see a ghost, move out of the house. Don't be a turd and stay to see if you can put them to rest or discover and see them again. It's a dumb idea.

340. Don't do like the kid in E.T and take skittels from aliens. Not well thought out.

341. What is more important to you, your life or that thing you...just...might...be...able...to...reach...

342. Stay away from the cheerleaders. They usually go first.

343. If you get a creepy phone call, and then the phone rings again, DON'T ANSWER IT!!

344. The cute puppy never dies. It's the rule.

345. Never upset the elderly. They know the ancient texts of EVIL.

346. Listen to your parents. If they tell you not to do something, and you go off and do it, chances are you'll be killed.

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Yes, yes, for now xD

Arit