Stupid Quotes. They are real quotes said by real people. I'm just lazy to write their names.

"Golden, ripe, boneless bananas , thirty-nine cents a pound."
"Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word for all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears.
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
"The team has come along slow but fast."
"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."
"China is a very big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix."
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
"Chemistry is a class you take in highschool or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten or something."
"Weather foecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?"

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