Hi. Here a random post.

Crazy thoughts.

"If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?"
"If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?"
"Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"
"Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it's coming on?"
"Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?"
"Why are both Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?"
"If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?"
"Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they're insulting you?"
"If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?"
"If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?"
"If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?"
"Can you cry underwater?"
"If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?"

Umm... that's all for now. Sorry for the boredom, everyone.

Arit