What did I do today...?

I slept after one a.m "last night". *gasp*... Now I feel horrible. I spent more than two hours working on eight slides on powerpoint for my computer project, when I could have been... um... training my pets. Yeesh. Yeesh! And it was Sunday night! Aiyooo! Arit! And I was starting to hate the computer for ever being invented. *glares at computer* (*_*) I'll try to be less nerdy in the future.

Oh Leong asked me a question I never thought he would ask. Hahah.

"How do you keep the picture ah?" he asked.
"You mean cmana Copy kah?" I made sure.
"Yes..."

Hahah. Wowwwiee... But no, we can't really blame him. We were using MacBooks wah. And he kept telling us he wasn't familiar with the Apple. So... yeah xD But still, who would have expected the computer expert to ask such a thing.

Oh yes, we are using MacBooks now. Cool kan? The original computers in the lab are so lousy, the government decided to lend us about twenty MacBook laptops. And that's only from Leong's lab. There's more in the other computer labs in the school. Brand new. He keeps them in this big, big black safe. The first time he told us about it, was hilarious.

Leong: For the first time in history... *lights flicker open, Leong turns the safe around dramatically* Sekolah Menengah Sayyidina Hasan computer students will now use brand new MacBooks! It is up to you, to take the advantage or not. If it is not you... destiny, you are not allowed to use the laptop.

The choice of words xD

Alright... Fariz's jokes... or riddles. Try to get them at least xD Translated to English.

1. How can you differentiate the back and the front of a tree?
- The "T" is at the front, the "e" is at the back.

2. Why does Superman wear the tight costume?
- The size is "S".

3. What animal "keluar haidh"?
- Turtle. Keluar HEAD. (wtf)

This sucks, man. I forgot the rest (-_-)

Arit