I told my friends a number of funny happenings today. Most of them may be too disgusting to be put up here x) But I just love this one.

Ahahah, one of the girls in my class made up a hilarious joke. It was originally in Malay but since I can explain it better in English xD...

Note: This joke is for certain people who can understand at least just a bit Malay and know English grammatical errors x)

It was about a kampung girl, named Tijah. She has always considered herself glamorous and she dates an English boy named Mike. One day, she caught Mike cheating with a more glamorous-looking girl. So she decided to write a letter to Mike about their break-up. And it sounded... like this.

Mike...
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don’t trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from the love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don’t want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don’t want banana to fruit too times.

Safe walk…
Tijah

Arit