Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
- I passed out because of that toilet that needed feeding.

Have you ever thought about your death?
- Can I not think about it?

How long ago did you hug someone?
- 11.49 a.m. Momma luavs me,

Ever heard of Yankees?
- GOO YANKEES ! red foxes, bull the poo.

Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
- sometimes, god is ever so cruel.

Ever drank coffee on a Monday morning?
- Ahh.. Nothing tastes better on Sunday Smunday.



Pistachio nuts, better when it cracks.