I'm now searching through my AdvancedAnime forum for that topic of "What To Do If You Find Yourself In a Horror Movie Situation". Very interesting and creepy, I tell you.

Okay, so after two days, I've found it!

1. Do not engage in behavior that most of society considers immoral or questionable. Drinking, drugs, or sex outside of marriage, and you're usually toast before the end credits.

2. When Freddie Jones says, "Let's split up, gang", beat him upside the head. Splitting up is the fastest way to end up dead.

3. If you feel the need to break rule number 2, don't go in groups of boy/girl. Someone is going to end up at an autopsy.

4. When the creepy old guy tells you to stay away from somewhere, do it.

5. If an entire village is wary of a certain area, stay out of it.

6. When confronted by the machete wielding maniac, do not run screaming into the night. Instead, break out the heavy artillery.

7. The seemingly abandoned house is never ideal shelter.

8. The car that comes over the hill with the headlights on that you stop for help, generally isn't there to help.

9. If you have a dog with you, and he turns and runs, try and keep up. Do not insist on probing further ahead.

10. Keep an eye on everyone in your group. You never know which of them is against you.

11. If presented with a series of weapons, gun, knife, banana... do not choose the banana.

12. People driven by vengeance always die.

13. Feel no guilt.

14. Never tease anyone. They gain extraordinary powers...

..Either that or go psycho.

15. If your dog acts unusually calm and out of character, do not be alone with it.

16. If your friend has been alone with the dog for a rather long period of the film, don't trust him.

17. If That friend goes with another for a long period of time.... do a blood test.

18. If the blood jumps out of the dish, burn the donators with fire. It's the only way to be sure. They were dead a long time ago. ;D

19. If you're hiding from the person who is trying to kill you, keep your cell phone turned off

20. Don't ever wear a Hitler outfit. People will beat you up and/or kill you and those jewish people have a hard punch ouch..

21.Sacrifice a worm to gain protection from either the devil or the halloween god. ahh.

22. If you value your life, stay a virgin.
(I got that from a site... I don't know where DX)

23. Curiosity kills.

24. When you hear scary music run the other direction! XD

22. If you're running fromthe nice young machete-wielder and a car just happens to come into view, keep relying on your two footses. Because Mr. Machete WILL be in the back seat.

25. If you die make sure you don't get in the way. Then no-one trips over you and has them selfs a nasty boo boo.

26. Never tell your party you'll "Be right back". You won't be.

27. DON'T GET PLASTIC SURGERY! (^^" Kored Horror film called "Cinderella." It was confusing and belonged on lifetime.)

28. If the sheets have this mysterious thing under them that's crawling toward you, get rid of the sheets 'cause it's not your boyfried (The Grudge 2)

29. When Jeepers Creepers starts playing on the radio, start praying the rosary or the Our Father. >> The lady did it and it worked for her!

30. When you're in a bus and whoever goes outside of it gets killed, don't run after Freddy who ran after Josie who ran after Bob. They're gone.

31. When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

32. If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.

33. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

34. Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.

35. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.

36. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

37. If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town's old abandoned mansion, don't tag along. Especially don't tag along if everyone's going as couples, except you're the odd guy/gal out. And if you're the gang's jokester, you may as well write up your last will and testament while you're driving with them to the place.

38. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

39. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other domicile of the dead.

40. If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

41. Screaming is not an option, it's very fake and it won't kill the monster unless it's a monster from a low bugest black and white film, The TINGLER.

42. No matter how fast you run, no matter how far you go in a vehicle..the creepy guy you are running from is there WALKING not much further behind you

41. If you are examining a meteorite in the arctic, and you are completely isolated in a research facility, don't look inside the meteor.

42. If you are told not to open an object, don't do it.

43. Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead.

44. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

45. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or f all down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

46. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

47. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine or Massachusetts.

48. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

49. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, weed-whackers or any device made from deceased companions.

50. Listen closely to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.

51. Never, never, NEVER try to communicate with something icky because "there's so much we can learn from them".

52. Just because you ran over the person who's chasing you with your car, it doesn't mean he's dead

53. If you see someone shoving something down a drainpipe, don't go and check it out

54. The person who you think is the killer is really trying to help you.

55. If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

56. If a meteor strikes nearby, move out of town.

57. When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.

58. If you walk into the local abandoned-looking church to seek help or shelter, and you notice that the crucifix is mounted upside down, turn around and go back outside as quietly as possible.

59. When you happen to be one of the fortunate ones and actually make it through the film alive, never, NEVER sign on to do a sequel. If you do, expect to depart this world in the first five minutes.

60. Strange lights are seldom harbingers of joy.

61. People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point.

62. On no account do ANYTHING because someone dares you to.

63. If you realize that the people in your town/county are having their minds taken over by some strange force, alien or otherwise: DO NOT call the police as they are
either already taken over themselves and will turn you in or
A. will not believe you and laugh at you.
B. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself.

64. If a small band of children appear to be smarter then the adults that are around them, be cautious. If they stay together in a small, secretive group, and display nothing but hostility towards their elders, authority, and the church, leave town at once. If you wish to stay, be as kind to the children as possible, but expect to die anyways because you are inferior to them.

65.Try to avoid forests and driving by yourself at night.

66.Keep a spare pistol or weapon around with you and your friends.

67.Watch out for happy music...it's usually followed by a terrifying murder of your companion(s).

68.The bigger they are...the lighter they fall.Common knowledge that it's gonna be harder to kill.Even with bombs.

69.Have lots of lights.They usually jump out when you don't see them.

70.If your friend is killed during the night in the place your staying and you don't notice,even if it is the most secure place in the world(a military base packed with soldiers),you better get out of there with who you can and with what you can find.The larger your group,the better your chance of survival...BUMP ^_^

That's all for now =]

Arit